Paris Hilton ad for president: Who doesn’t want to vote for her?

by Natalie Pric

The Paris Hilton ad for the president has evoked a enthusiastic response in the people tired of election campaigns, mindless allegations and never ending debates. Its a good break from the monotony of election commotion. Although it is not the first time, the political spoofs are being played; getting Paris Hilton in the game is definitely significant.

The ad campaign shows Paris Hilton coolly sitting on a pool side looking hot in her leopard bikini and nice golden shoes. She says “”I want America to know that I’m totally ready to lead.” She suggested an energy plan which was a hybrid of the plan proposed by MaCain and Obama and recommended Rihanna for the vice president candidate. Instead of creating a ruckus over the advertisement, Paris Hilton has taken a remarkably intelligent shot at McCain which he will find difficult to reply. [Newspostonline]

Most of the people who saw the ad were impressed by the way Paris pulled it off. She appeared quite convincing and made sure the ad achieved what it was targeting. It was a spoof all right, but it made Obama & McCain and their debates look like a child’s play.

Imagine what would happen if she actually becomes the president of the USA? For sure, there would not be any money allocated for Wars and battles, which will instead come to the domestic economy. She would visit with other celebrities (we have dozens, in any case) to Iraq and Afghanistan and terrorists would surrender just to be able to hold talks with them. The late night parties can also be given away as incentives to quit Laden’s team.

The oil prices will come down drastically, if all the Sheikhs of the Arab world be given an opportunity to dance in Britney spears video or participate in Madonna’s world tour or be a part the James Bond movie.

The world will be a happier place as TV channels won’t show the boring white house faces anymore, which will be replaced by Hiltons, Spears and Rihannas of the world. Kids will become very knowledgeable as they will exactly remember the names and biographies of the presidents, vice presidents, mayors and others right till their third generations.

The most powerful impact will be on entertainment oriented channels and sites which will see their viewer ship booming while BBC and CNN may have to shutdown or taken over by E!

Ending this article, in keeping with the same spirit, I now propose Brangelina kids’ Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline for the posts of President and Vice President of the country. I am sure world’s youngest millionaires’ business acumen and tremendous early success will help drive the slow economy. Amen!

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